Soprano Mary, Quite Contrary
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About: I'm a proud sister of Delta Omicron Pi with a passion for lame jokes and I always cry at sad movies. I'm an opera singer trying to save the world, one song at a time. I totally geek out over the little things, and I'm secretly a hopeless romantic who believes all things can be solved with rock, paper, scissors. If you want to get to know me, just drop a note in my ask! I love making new friends!

The Many Faces of Me :)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via avoxes)

(Source: misterminola, via imsomuchmorethanyousee)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

(Source: gifyourass, via outofmylegelykwo)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via ruinedchildhood)

fuckyeahdementia:


ollivander
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illianwelchg:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

image

i hate this

putin on the ritz

When my office bestie and I spot a hot new guy at our work

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When my friend points out a hot girl to me

(Source: d0ntevenw0rryab0utit, via laugh-addict)

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

(via sassy-sassy)

(Source: allthingsirrelephant, via laugh-addict)

(Source: youlooklikeamexicanprostitute, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

When I say I’m starving and someone reminds me that I just ate recently

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: sister--satan, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

(Source: ladyleigh89, via iamnotwhatiam)

(Source: frozen-much, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

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